Woot
6 hours
Show those camels who's boss. Camels are always acting so smug walking around in the desert drinking delicious refreshing water out of their humps like it's no big deal. But guess what? Camels don't actually carry water in their humps. It's just a bunch of dumb fat. They were fooling us about the water thing all along. So, now let's show camels who's really in charge around here: humans. Maybe we weren't lucky enough to be born with hump on our back to help us carry water, but neither were camels. However, unlike camels, we can make those watery-carrying humps for ourselves and wear them whenever we feel like it. So, go for it! Strap some water to your back and go wander around in the desert! Just make sure a camel gets a nice long jealous look at you while you're doing it.
Woot
6 hours
Hidey ho, punners. Thanks for giving it your best shot last week with the kickball team names. We've got some good ones to consider when the season gets started. No Secret Pun guesser, though. We were looking for "Bunt It Like Beckham" which is really terrible. Next week's pot will be $10. For this week's theme, we went back to Punner's Choice III . Special thanks to daveinwarshington for coming up with fictional characters and clothing . We added accessories to open it up a little more. Examples: Mickey Blouse King Thong Jacket the Ripper And now for our favorites from last week, All About That Base : Aces of Base (axphw1) The Brady Bunts (bankernosaj) Ball in the Family (eapdxor) Honorable Mentions: Base Invaders (gpks1) Yikes Strikes (mikeymoe) LOLZ: Feets by Dre (DerHirnFanger) The legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions . So there they are.
ThinkGeek
13 hours
Not your favorite beach. We aren't saying there isn't a beach out there with the acronym WTF, and we aren't saying there is. What we are saying is this - if it does exist, we need to be there. With a frozen margarita. And no salt. $4.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
The true beauty is this hat. Nothing beastly about this hat! The whole town agrees so you can put down the torches and pitchforks now! $24.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
Come inside and meet the missus. The Worm was the first creature Sarah encountered inside the Labyrinth. And if she just took the time to come inside, she might have learned the easy way to get through. This plush rocks! $29.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
ThinkGeek
13 hours
This is the cake mold you're looking for. Or the chocolate mold. Or the ice cream mold. Or Invite BB-8 to your next party with this BB-8 silicone cake mold. He will save the galaxy (or just dessert) with the mold's non-stick properties. Beep, boop. $14.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
Because knowledge is power. Step into the future with magical mouse accuracy-intensifying technology. You thought we would cap out at sending machines to Mars? NAY! Science has no limits! The proof is in the pad! $19.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
Live long and pawspurr, as feline versions of the Enterprise crew boldly go where no cat has gone before. Join the bridge crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise as you've never seen them before: as felines, clawing their way across the galaxy! Each scene comes directly from a Star Trek: The Original Series episode. $14.99
ThinkGeek
13 hours
Flubber's cousin. This is as close to Flubber as we are going to get for now. It can even dance just as well as we can here at the office - in that it doesn't dance at all. $11.99 - $14.99
Woot
a day
It started right here . It ends right now. You're looking at the final round of Music Madness. On Friday, we'll tell you the answer. Now, however, it's time to vote . One of these two one-hit wonders will take it all. And the other won't. WHICH WILL IT BE? CHAMPIONSHIP: Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen vs The Proclaimers - 500 Miles Go to our Facebook page and start voting. ! Remember: the power is in your hands and your hands alone. DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE WHEN YOU KICKED OUT BIZ MARKIE AND KING HARVEST! SCOTT AND KATHLEEN WERE REALLY MAD WHEN YOU DID THAT! Let us just remind you: some images come from the corresponding Wikipedia page and are here under fair use. See you here on Friday for the big announcement!
Woot
a day
Small enough to carry around the house. Big enough that you won't forget where you set it. Mostly. Unlike your keys (still in the door) and your glasses (on top of your head), it's not easy to misplace a Dyson. But if you somehow have and are currently searching for it, here is a helpful list of places to look: - On top of your car - Between your couch cushions - Under your pillow waiting for the computer fairy - Inside a Cadbury's Creme Egg hidden inside the mouth of a stuffed gorilla - Between the lining and shell of your coat accessed by the hole in your pocket - Folded up in a Swiss Army knife - In the belly of a shark - Inside a canopic jar - Baked inside a cake for your cousin in prison - In the heart of every child
ThinkGeek
2 days
"That hat is worth a lot to me; it's no good to me if it's not on my head." Shield yourself from the blinding sun while you're off bounty hunting... or just walking to the convenience store for a quick drink. It works in both scenarios. $24.99
ThinkGeek
2 days
Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't. At Planet Express, we'll do whatever it takes to get your package to its destination on time. Through wind or snow or spaces bees or four-dimensional space whale... because our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't. $19.99
ThinkGeek
2 days
May the Hot Coffee Be with You. Wherever you go. Whether you prefer hot black coffee or cold blue milk, this ceramic travel mug from Rogue One featuring Jyn Erso makes it easy to transport 12 ounces of it with you. $12.99
ThinkGeek
2 days
Another ring to catch! Keep your friends close - and your enemy just as close - to your heart with this lightweight infinity scarf featuring iconic Sonic characters drawn in their original 90s style. A throwback to the early days, collecting rings and freeing helpless animals. $19.99
ThinkGeek
2 days
ThinkGeek
2 days
Pull out those business cards as quick as The Flash. Don't let the daily grind of businessing wear you down. You can be a professional while still flying that geek flag with a card case with the iconic Star-Labs logo front and center. $24.99
ThinkGeek
2 days
Woot
2 days
March brings the first soft breezes and crocus buds of spring, as the earth awakens after its winter-long sleep. I can only assume this new season of life and fertility explains why the Agricultural Council of America has named March 21, often the first day of spring, as "National Agriculture Day." But how much do you really know about farming? In honor of the equinox, Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings is here to plant some seeds of knowledge among your weeds of agricultural ignorance. The Debunker: Do Goats Eat Tin Cans? This Debunker installment needs a little caveat. Yes, goats will absolutely eat tin cans… if they are cartoon goats from a 1940s Warner Brothers short. If they are real flesh-and-blood goats, then I'm sorry but the answer is no. The stereotype of the can-chewing goat is based on the fact that goats, unlike most farm animals, are browsers, not grazers.
ThinkGeek
3 days
Even the greatest of heroes need to give themselves the ol' scruba-dub-dub. They have to go into the next dungeon smelling fresh and clean. Otherwise you might just kill the mini-boss from the smell alone. Might not be so bad, all things considered. Price: $19.99
ThinkGeek
3 days
ThinkGeek
3 days
Guess Who's coming to dinner. There's nothing like a home-cooked meal, even if your home is a TARDIS. These 8" ceramic plates are perfect for feeding hungry Whovians - and with 4 in a set they'll also make handy projectiles in case of an alien invasion! $34.99
ThinkGeek
3 days
Sleep under the stars. Sleep on it - well, under it - literally, with this ThinkGeek Galaxy Bedding set. The set has a duvet cover and a pillowcase or two (depending on which size you select) featuring an artist's representation of a spiral galaxy. $79.99 - $99.99